I just went nuts on OK Cupid. 🙂

Very Hard to Please
You had sex with 5 out of 21!
You are very hard to please. You are highly selective of females, showing not even a marginal interest in marginal women. Of the 21 women I showed you, 3 to 6 were satisfactory, meaning you have standards that are very tight. It is likely that in your everyday life you’re not much of a gawker or whistler, and — I’m going out on a limb here — you don’t sleep with hookers.

Anyway, there are three different reasons why you’d score so low in my variable, “tolerance.” The first: you could be unreasonably picky. It could be you need to chill out and be more forgiving of natural flaws. Or, the second: you’re not too picky, but you have unusual tastes, which of course can be a blessing. (It’s a blessing when you’re the only one who recognizes some girl’s beauty!) The third: hey, maybe you’re with a friend, and you’re hiding the truth about your desperation.

Test results are categorized into 8 levels of pickiness, as the graph to the right shows. You are the #2, second most critical, test taker.

As an experiment, you might try the test late at night, under the influence of alcohol.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 7% on tolerance

Link: The How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test written by chicken_pot_pie on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Joe Normal
26 % Nerd, 47% Geek, 26% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.

You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal.

This is not to say that you don’t have some Nerd, Geek or Dork inside of you–we all do, and you can see the percentages you have right above. This is just to say that none of those qualities stand out so much as to define you. Sure, you enjoy an episode of Star Trek now and again, and yeah, you kinda enjoyed a few classes back in the day. And, once in a while, you stumble while walking down the street even though there was nothing there to cause you to trip. But, for the most part, you look and act fairly typically, and aren’t much of an outcast.

I’d say there’s a fair chance someone asked you to take this test. In any event, fairly normal.

Congratulations!

If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback!

Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you’re interested in any of the following:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Professional Wrestling

Love & Sexuality

America/Politics

Thanks Again! — THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 7% on nerdiness
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You scored higher than 69% on geekosity
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You scored higher than 33% on dork points

Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
True fan
You scored 100%
If you’re seeing this then you answered every question right. Well done. Either you’re a true fan, you cheated or I told you the answers while drunk. I’ll let it rest on you’re conscience…

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 80% on mansonpoints

Link: The Marilyn Manson song Test written by gingerwolf on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would’ve left the country.

One bad scenario — as I hypothetically project you back in time — is that you just wouldn’t have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don’t interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930’s, you would not have been a Nazi.

The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test
– it rules –

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 46% on brainwashworthy
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You scored higher than 14% on antitolerant
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You scored higher than 40% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
English Genius
You scored 92% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 93% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I can’t find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don’t. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you’re not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!

Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!

For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 33% on Beginner
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You scored higher than 50% on Intermediate
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You scored higher than 50% on Advanced
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You scored higher than 87% on Expert

Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Phil Anselmo
Congratulations! You scored 85!
You are so metal that it is actually frightening! If you aren’t in a death metal band you should probably be locked away in a mental institution or prison.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 97% on metalpoints

Link: The METAL Test written by XcobaltblueX on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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