Well, balls.
One of the caps on my teeth just came out.
(I got smashed in the face with a cricket bat when I was eight and the top half of my bottom two front teeth were knocked out. I got “temporary” caps put on, one of them came out a couple of years later, and the other one, which I think is the one that came out now, is still the original one!).
I guess it’s a good opportunity to actually get a proper dental checkup too, seeing as how I can’t actually remember the last time I went. Quite possibly when the last cap came out, which was when I was in year 6. 😛
Well, that explains a lot.
…why he doesn’t play cricket?
Exactly. We should report him to ASIO.