Wow. I am quite impressively drunk right now. I blame my roommate! ::shakes fist::
He’s watching my type this and has this to say:
hmgnnnnhmflm///////szdaesehccgjv
rm -rfd /
He’s too drunk to even type Terminal commands! Although admittedly the first line was him bashing his head against the keyboard.
We’re currently watching John Safran vs God, which I have not seen before.
And despite the correct spelling in this post, I am very drunk! Hee.
Also, PRAISE HAIL SATAN, MY DARK LORD AND MASTER!
\m/
fuck i cnt even find the backflash
And that last bit was my roommate again. This was going to be a quiet night in, hah.
And I am here, at work, with nothing to do, sober.
God. Damn. You.
😉
Yeah tell me about it.
WIN!
Also, Nick says “hybbbgbbgbg cock gjghggjgh”.
This is very amusing right now. Hee!
Also sucks to be you.
😀 😀 😀
Hail Satan? Really? Is there something I should know? Just don’t get any goat blood on the carpet, ok?
You’re the only person I know who, while drunk:
– takes pride in proper typing, spelling, and grammar
– will watch a documentary
This, sir, is why I claim you as mine. Hah!
Yep yep, the sacrifice is happening in the kitchen as it has tiled floors. Easy to clean. Done and done.
And hee! 😀
You do “rm -rf /” when drunk eh?
I don’t, but my roommate does. He lives on the edge!
God, you even choose appropriate lj icons after 10 shots of rum. I am so freaking impressed right now, it’s not even funny.
😀 😀
I’m currently watching Nick bounce off the walls as he attempts to walk into the bathroom. I am so very drunk, and may very well bounce off walls too, but dammit, I CAN TYPE STRAIGHT!
Dude. I just had the best pee. It was awesome!!!!!!
Anyways
Oh, wait I think I need to pee again
Wait, what, I didn’t realise you two got married!
😛
My tooth hurts. You’re having a better evening. 😉
Aw! Toothhurt sucks. 🙁
But yes. This is a very amusing evening. 😀