Well, that wasn’t a particularly auspicious start to the day… I went into the usual place I get my morning coffee from, Pie Face, and the COFFEE MACHINE WAS BROKEN. ARGH. So I had to make do with the sub-par coffee from the place across the road from work.
Pie Face make the most orgasmically awesome coffee, and I go in there so often that I don’t even get asked for what coffee I want… the girl that makes the coffees sees me and just starts making it. 😀
Then I got into work and there were already six calls in the queue (ideally there shouldn’t be any). Sigh.
On the bright side Lily had a solid eight hours sleep last night and didn’t stir at all until she woke up.
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Clearly I’m not doing a good enough job of cheering you up, then!
Not at all! I’d actually typed most of this post up before you came online. 🙂
Likely story! 🙂
Your avatar order tells a story on it’s own.
The R+18 rated ones.
You are such a furry.
Oh yeah, like you’ve never thought about it.
That reminds me of the time I had a hysterical outburst when the Starbucks across the road from work told me that they couldn’t make me an Americano because they’d run out of hot water.
What. The. Fuck.
How does a Starbucks run out of hot water? That’s the basis of like 98% of what they serve!!!
The best part was that they were still making espressos and steaming milk. Now you can understand why I had to be dragged out by a friend, whilst I was yelling.
…and did you really need caffeine after all that adrenaline? See, they saved you some money.
I’d been at work until after 10pm the night before, and since 8am that morning running around on the floor. I was fresh out of adrenaline. Karen dragged me to another cafe where they did have hot water and the barista looked really confused when I asked him if they had hot water and then started laughing like a lunatic. Good times. But my GOD that was a good coffee when I finally got it.
Good jeebus, that’s nuts. Well, I’m glad this story ends with coffee.
The best part was when I got to run around screaming in public.
But did you dance?
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It’s like looking into a mirror.
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Well then. You’d make a mesmerizing gif, I must say.
(stupid spell check)
I can’t say I’ve ever been that in need of a coffee, haha.
You will. One day. And on that day, you’ll know exactly what to do.
I enjoyed reading about pie face. They make pies and you tell what flavor is the pie by the face designed on it? GENIUS. My goal in life is to try the “chunky steak injected with cheese” pie. When that happens, my life will be complete.
What’s really awesome is the bacon, egg, and cheese pie. OM NOM NOM NOM.
Their coffees are named amusingly too… the menu says “How do you wake up?” and they’re named “Still asleep!” (for decaf), “Tingle my toes!” (the weakest-but-still-caffeinated one), “Open my eyes!” (pretty much regular coffee), “Start my heart!”, then the strongest one is called “Kick my arse!”
I shall go to Australia for just this purpose!
In reality, they just smack you with a pie when you walk through the door. IT’S ALL A TRAP.
I love Pie Face.
I also love babies who sleep solidly through the night. 😀
Unfortunately for some stupid reason I woke up at 3am, which was annoying. Thankfully I fell back asleep fairly quickly.
This is why there’s a coffee machine on top at our organisation!
Ok that’s amazing.
The quality of its coffee won’t be anything approaching Pie Face, though!
Oh, I don’t know… it’s a machine better than I see in most cafés, we have three people here that have worked as baristas! 😛
Also, I’m drinking coffee today, while you’re on the Internet complaining that your favourite café’s coffee machine is broken! 😛
ahh – now I know how everyone ELSE at work felt today because I was the one who broke our super spiffy, very new and very expensive coffee machine today!! hahahaha
You would have been so dead had you been here! 😉